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Milton Berle On Resolutions Quotes & Sayings
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Milton Berle
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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Milton Berle
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Laughter is an instant vacation.
Milton Berle
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Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Milton Berle
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Milton Berle
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The best ears of our lives.
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The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
Walter Winchell
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Milton Berle
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Berle Milton
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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
Milton Berle
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Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
Milton Berle
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The choreographer for the Milton Berle show wanted me to audition. I walked away from that.
Danny Aiello
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There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on.
Ed McMahon
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
Milton Berle
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Milton Berle
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Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
Milton Berle
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Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
Milton Berle
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Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
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