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When Life Gives You Lemons And Vodka Quotes & Sayings
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
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Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small pe..s. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
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Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
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Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.
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The whole place turned into a gigantic orgy, every kind of s.. freak, from homos..uals to nymphomaniacs, especially the needle and mainlining scene, losing syringes down the pool drains and blocking up the water infiltration system with broken syringes. Oh, it was really some night...Drinking, guzzling tequila, vodka, and scotch, and bourbon, and shooting up every other half-second, and just going into an incredible s..ual tailspin. Gobble gobble gobble gobble. Just couldn't get enough of it. It was one of the wildest scenes I've ever been in or ever hope to be in, and I should be ashamed of myself. I'm not, but I should be.
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LIFE is a gift, I accept it. Life is an adventure, I dare it. Life is a mystery, I'm unfolding it. Life is a puzzle, I'm solving it. Life is a game, I play it. Life can be a struggle, I'm Facing it. Life is beauty, I Praise it. Life is an opportunity, I Took it. Life is my mission, I'm fulfilling it!
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Life is a song, sing it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a sacrifice, offer it. Life is love, enjoy it.
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Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.
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The adventure of life is to learn. The purpose of life is to grow. The nature of life is to change. The challenge of life is to overcome. The essence of life is to care. The opportunity of like is to serve. The secret of life is to dare. The spice of life is to befriend. The beauty of life is to give.
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Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.
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Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.
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The only reason I love sleeping so much, is because my life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake...
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This is the point of the day when it all hits me & I am forced to realize that life actually sucks, nothing is perfect and everything hurts.
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Life is not easy or hard, life is not cruel or soft, life is what we make it.
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Life can be hurtful, and not always fair. Life can surround you, with people who care. Life teaches us to take the good with the bad. Life is a mixture, of happy and sad.
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Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.
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There's a hard life for every silver spoon. There's a touch of grey for every shade of blue. That's the way that I see life. If there was nothing wrong, then there'd be nothing right.
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I've been told that life isn't worth living. People tease you. That's going to happen in life. If you think that your life is horrible, what about those who's parents beat them? Starve them? What about those who have never had a real life, other than on the street? Your life isn't that bad.
Kayla Jackson
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Play with life, laugh with life, dance lightly with life and smile at the riddles of life, knowing that life's only true lessons are writ small in the margin.
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