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Cleaning House Funny Quotes & Sayings
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Unknown
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I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
George Brett
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In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
Margaret Laurence
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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When Jesus then is with the multitudes, He is not in His house, for the multitudes are outside of the house, and it is an act which springs from His love of men to leave the house and to go away to those who are not able to come to Him.
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Yeah, I just have a little part in it. In the house that Brian Cox barbecued himself appears in The Ring 2; I am the real estate agent that is selling the house, and Naomi Watts comes to check out the house as part of her investigation.
Gary Dole
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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My friends are the kind that'd be hitting on firemen when the house is burning down.
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hen my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself.
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Not wanting to scare my dog is the perfect excuse for never vacuuming my house.
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I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
Dean Martin
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard
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Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung.
Colin Farrell
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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Cameron: You can't diagnose that without a biopsy. House: Yes, we can, we treat it. If she gets better we know that we're right. Cameron: And if we're wrong? House: We learn something else.
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now???
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I'll watch any TV show where they buy, remodel, or cook a house, meal, or person.
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I was given a White House - well, you will have to ask the White House that. But I asked to attend the White House briefing because I was, you know, because I wanted to report on the activities there.
Jeff Gannon
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All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.
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