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Cleaning House Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm always happy when I'm cleaning, and besides, I had just found out that I was going to have a baby.
Peggy Lee
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There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.
Fiorello LaGuardia
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I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.
Jack Kevorkian
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As long as a house is like yours, and as long as you work together with your brothers, not a house in the world will be able to compete with you, to cause you harm or to take advantage of you, for together you can undertake and perform more than any house in the world.
Nathan Meyer Rothschild
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I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very carefully.....burned the house down.
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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
Jarod Kintz
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
James H Kabbler III
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Simple Order: It's not about cleaning your closets. It's about changing your life.
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When we realize we can make a buck cleaning up the environment, it will be done!
Dennis Weaver
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
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The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?
Mick Ralphs
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When I'm wearing a brand new outfit, I walk out the house feeling all good...
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For me, my business is my business and my house is my house. I don't want the public in my house.
Heidi Klum
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Yep just keep being inconsiderate making a mess and I'll just keep cleaning up after you even tho you just saw me clean.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
Garry Shandling
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Jon Stewart
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Jim's whor.. house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.'
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My mother came here to New York. She and my grandmother were domestics, cooking, cleaning for other people.
David Dinkins
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I started my own little carpet and upholstery cleaning business. I've done it for 20 years. I live well.
Tommy Kirk
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