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Daddy Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Daddy Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest.
Peter Griffin
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There's a lot of irresponsibility in society today. My brother-in-law was a good man, he was a responsible man. It's a tragedy when kids lose their daddy, wives lose their husband, brothers lose their brother.
David Shaw
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DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent, some say its the eyes, some say the accent, a lotta guys wonder where they stacks went, I call her thunder thighs, with the fatty swolla, only mess wit high rollas, do what daddy told her, no matter the city she with me to do the thang thang, work in the coochie, hooptie chitty chitty bang bang .
MF Doom
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Christmas gift shopping is cancelled due to the world ending Dec 23.
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing
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Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.
Terry Mark
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That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.
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Comedy is way more difficult than drama. What I might find funny, the editor might not find funny. They might choose the reaction shot from Take 4 with my line from Take 1 with my next line from Take 7, and then the timing that I was trying to do does not come across.
Neil Patrick Harris
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You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.
David R Ellis
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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