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Disgusting Facebook Statusy Quotes & Sayings
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add someone it'll say 'You are now friends with benefits!'
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I hardly know you...but Facebook says it's your birthday...so happy birthday!
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As far as a Latin explosion, I'm sorry, I'm the only Latino who's going to say it, but there is no Latin explosion. I'm sorry. Four or five top box office people do not make it an explosion, and it's disgusting to me that people will perceive it that way.
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
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I'm buying a Cinnabonat the airportI arrived at. You understand why that's extra disgusting, right? Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from, you can say, 'Oh, I gotta eat. I need some food, because I might be trapped in the sky forever, so I should eat right now.' But I've landed. The trip is over. I'm 20 minutes from my house, where I got bananas and apples and shit. And I'm sitting on my luggage just fu..ing eating a Cinnabon with a fork and knife.
Louis CK
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The love of money as a possession - as distinguished from the love of money as a means to the enjoyments and realities of life - will be recognized for what it is, a somewhat disgusting morbidity, one of those semi-criminal, semi-pathological propens
John Maynard Keynes
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
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It shocks me when I see old fake a.. friends adding me on facebook. I just hit the DENY button I don't need fake people in my life.
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Mom, thank you for all that you've done and still do. I do love you and no one can replace my love to you.
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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
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Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
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Best way to deal with haters: Keep calm, and stay classy!
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Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met.
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Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.'
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Don't count your success just on what you have, count it on how many lives you've changed from sadness to happiness, crying to laughing, falling to rising, boring to cheering, hating to loving, disgusting to embracing and above all dying soul to living soul. Then you can say I'm successful.
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That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.
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