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Drunk Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown
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When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
Robert Smith
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Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.
Unknown
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat, my clique should be cancelled, freaks and geeks.
Childish Gambino
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Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!
Morris West
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Curren$y
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The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones.
Talib Kweli
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Currensy
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The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
Jacqueline Du Pre
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Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk s.. on a Saturday night.
Brad Nowell
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That's why we fu.. up all the paper we see. We hit the clubs, fu..in ladies for free. Getting drunk, off and hazin' the V.
Jim Jones
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Call your girlfriend. I think it's time you talked. Give your reasons. Say it's not her fault. But you just met somebody new.
Unknown
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I couldn't ask for anything else I have the best friends in the world and the greatest girlfriend a guy could ask for life's good.
Unknown
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If I had a girlfriend I'd sing to her & read her poetry, take her on dates, make her feel special.
Unknown
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My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
Emo Philips
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I have a girlfriend and she hasn't minded, ...She thinks it's funny I have to sing about that stuff.
Patrick Stump
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Don't try to make your girlfriend jealous by posting pictures of you with another girl...that's pathetic.
Unknown
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