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Drunk Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
Emo Philips
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My Roman girlfriend translates bits from Italian into English. It is sublime.
Francesca Da Rimini
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When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
Unknown
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My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
Dwight York
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so you just stole a bait car with your girlfriend, called your whole family to brag about it, and you're pregnant.
Unknown
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I've not got a girlfriend at the moment. Somebody said, 'Do you worry girls are just giving you attention because of who you are?' I was like, 'I'm 17, it's wonderful.'
Daniel Radcliffe
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Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.
Unknown
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My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
Unknown
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I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real.
Jonathan Bennett
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At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.
Jacqueline Bisset
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I'm still scared of monsters, for God's sakes! When my girlfriend goes out of town, I sleep with the TV on.
Seth Rogen
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Attempting to purposely make your girlfriend jealous is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
Unknown
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I think I need to give Bristol Palin a good massage. Girlfriend needs to RELAX!!!
Perez Hilton
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If your new girlfriend hates you talking to and being friends with your ex, stop. The present should always be more important than the past.
Unknown
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Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.
Phil Ochs
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Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.
Herbert Marcuse
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Theres a difference between a girl being clingy and a girlfriend making an effort and showing she cares.
Unknown
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Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.
Billy Bush
2 Likes
Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
Shadawcatt
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Call your girlfriend. It's time you had the talk. Give your reasons, say it's not her fault...but you just found somebody new.
Robyn
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