TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Facebook So Stupid Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Facebook So Stupid" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Best
Funny Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Stupidity
Fool
Unrequited Love
Falling For You
People
Learning
Clever Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Statuses
Privilege
Animals
Facebook Status
Talking
Embrassment
Regret
Think Before You Speak
Stupidity
Show more
Worry
Anxiety
Moving On
Clever Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Facebook
Funny
Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Funny Facebook Status
Driving
Travel
Humor
Witty Facebook Status
Movies
Facebook
Keeping It Real
Drama
Drama Queen
Teenagers
Keeping It Real
It Is What It Is
Interesting
Life
Internet
Ignorance
Addiction
Humor
QUOTES
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
Unknown
587 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Addiction quotes
Humor quotes
Silly quotes
Sponsored Links
I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
Unknown
938 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Relationships quotes
Fighting quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
Unknown
495 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Twitter quotes
Valentines Day quotes
Silly quotes
Jokes quotes
Some people are so fake, sitting around lying on Facebook all day bragging about stuff they don't have.
Unknown
251 Likes
Fake People quotes
Facebook quotes
Bragging quotes
Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
Unknown
221 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Virginity quotes
Sponsored Links
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason.
Unknown
273 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Twitter quotes
Annoying People quotes
Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
Unknown
2197 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Sex quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Interesting quotes
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
Unknown
1783 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Statuses quotes
The Present quotes
Tomorrow quotes
Clever Life quotes
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add someone it'll say 'You are now friends with benefits!'
Unknown
639 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Friends With Benefits quotes
Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome.
Unknown
124 Likes
Facebook quotes
Being Single quotes
Being Awesome quotes
Sponsored Links
I hardly know you...but Facebook says it's your birthday...so happy birthday!
Unknown
134 Likes
Facebook quotes
Birthday Wishes quotes
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Hussein Nishah
278 Likes
Men And Women quotes
Being Crazy quotes
Stupidity quotes
Humor quotes
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Meeeee!!!!!!
29 Likes
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Unknown
28 Likes
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Mark Twain
741 Likes
Life quotes
Success quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Statuses quotes
Clever Life quotes
Influential quotes
Sponsored Links
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Unknown
1604 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Statuses quotes
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
Unknown
563 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Driving quotes
Accidents quotes
I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
Jarod Kintz
80 Likes
Witty quotes
Relationships quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
It shocks me when I see old fake a.. friends adding me on facebook. I just hit the DENY button I don't need fake people in my life.
Unknown
409 Likes
Fake People quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Fake Friends quotes
Mom, thank you for all that you've done and still do. I do love you and no one can replace my love to you.
OhItsVynn
416 Likes
Mother quotes
Family Love quotes
Thankfulness quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Family quotes
Support quotes
1
...
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 20
Animals
Being A Girl
Confidence
Conflict
Death
Exams
Fraud
Friendship Day
Growth
Knowledge
Life Is Too Short
Life Journey
Living
Peace Of Mind
Respect
Self-development
Self-love
Teenage
Vote Wisely
Women
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™