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Funny About Adam And Eve Quotes & Sayings
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
Adam Carolla
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Sorry the closest your holiday comes to a spiritual figurehead is Adam Sandler
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Sending you the spirit of love, joy and giving. Unwrap it on Christmas eve. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
Sholom Aleichem
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That feeling you get on Christmas Eve.
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I wish every night could be like Christmas Eve.
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I feel like Josh, Michelle and Adam were all team players, who wanted to be a part of an ensemble.
Adam Arkin
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Happy New Years Eve! I want you to kiss me at 11:59 and not finish that kiss until 12:01. I'd have a perfect ending & a perfect beginning.
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To have a merry Christmas go to each of your loved ones and tell them how much you love them and how happy you are to have them with you now. Merry Christmas Eve for all.
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New Years Eve isn't about dressing up. It's about dressing down.
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Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.
Bess Streeter Aldrich
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And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof
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Adam laid himself down in Paradise to sleep While from him was taken a wife to keep. Adam poor father of creations best Your first taste of sleep was your last of rest.
Matthias Claudius
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Adam doesn't need a partner, the guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander.
Jimmy Kimmel
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Put on your yarmulke, Here comes Hanukkah! So much funukah, To celebrate Hanukkah! Hanukkah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
Adam Sandler
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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!
Adam Sandler
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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