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Funny Bff Birth Quotes & Sayings
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the Thou shouldst not grieve.
Bhagavad Gita
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The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids
Jill Bensley
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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Birth is nothing where virtue is not
Moliere
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Each day is one step further from birth, one moment closer to dismissal. How we travel this path is our own decision.
Frederick A Babb
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Since when did BFF stand for 'backstabbing fake friend?"
Unknown
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The commonest objection to birth control is that it is against nature.
Bertrand Russell
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35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
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I worked with the March of Dimes to enact legislation for a national birth defects prevention program to provide surveillance, research and preventive services aimed at reducing the rate of birth defects.
Solomon Ortiz
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers
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The birth of success is always associated with the birth of a goal...
Hermann J Steinherr
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For birth control, I rely on my personality
Milt Abel
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...human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but...life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.
Sophie Tucker
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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
Unknown
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Between birth and death, life happens in the blink of an eye.
Fran Greene
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There are three stages in a person's life, birth, their life and death. They are not conscious of birth submit to death and forget to live.
Jean De La Bruyere
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Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies. Nobody that matters, that is.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.
Sophie Tucker
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