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Funny Black People Facebook Statushole Quotes & Sayings
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I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
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Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.
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White people scare the crap out of me. ¦ I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ¦ never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie...
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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