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Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.
Dana Hill
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Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!
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It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the formation of habits, a super inducing of an artificial organization upon the natural organization of the body.
Thomas Henry Huxley
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It is because the body is a machine that education is possible. Education is the formation of habits, a super inducing of an artificial organization upon the natural organization of the body.
Thomas Henry Huxley
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The human mind evolved always in the company of the human body, and of the animal body before it was human. The intricate connections of mind and body must exceed our imagination, as from our point of view we are peculiarly prevented from observing them.
John Desmond Bernal
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NBC - no body cares.
Jay Leno
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
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Please join me at the beach to help detract attention from my body abnormalities.
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When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the body.' or 'I'm pregnant.'
Unknown
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The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.
Neil Simon
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.
Arnold H Glasgow
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Body language as a non verbal communication is very essential in any relationship, being completely oblivion of body language reduces chances of lasting relationship.
Kemmy Nola
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
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Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach.
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When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.
Nikhil Saluja
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Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein.
Nikhil Saluja
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The human body is beauty, art, creativity, expression, a vessel for the soul, our temple and a magnificent machine. We have to take care of it. Love yourself today. It's the only body you got.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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Being a former dancer, classical dancer, it informed me as a human being just in terms of the grace I guess. Ballet is a very graceful form of art. You also become very aware of your body and your mind and your body is working in conjunction. That kind of helps you in acting as well. It's not only using your mind, it's like making your mind communicate this character into your body so that you can bring it to life and physicalize it.
Zoe Saldana
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Being a former dancer, classical dancer, it informed me as a human being just in terms of the grace I guess. Ballet is a very graceful form of art. You also become very aware of your body and your mind and your body is working in conjunction. That kind of helps you in acting as well. It's not only using your mind, it's like making your mind communicate this character into your body so that you can bring it to life and physicalize it.
Zoe Saldana
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