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Funny Boring Night Quotes & Sayings
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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.
Ken Dodd
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep.
Unknown
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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You arent the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing you are
Unknown
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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Night is the best time for a lazy person like you. Enjoy sleeping and have a good sound sleep. Good Night and sweet dreams.
Unknown
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Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
Hussein Nishah
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If you hear any noise, it ain't the boys. It's a Ladies Night, ah-ha. Gonna step out Ladies Night,steppin' out Ladies Night.
Kool And The Gang
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I used to like watching the Carol Burnett Show. I thought Carol Burnett was very funny. And I liked Madeline Kahn a lot because in my house we were watching a lot of Mel Brooks movies and she was always in them and super funny. And Gilda Radner. I used to like watching Saturday Night Live. I always thought that she was hilarious.
Paul Rudd
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Never drank champaign in Italy. Never spent a night in Rome. But it's funny cause those are the exact same things that helped me write this song.
Wiz Khalifa
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People sleep peacably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Unknown
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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If you hadn't seen what we looked like, you would have thought we were a punk band. I remember going down to the [London club] Roxy one night just to see what the punk thing was all about. I was standing at the bar, and this bush behind me said, "I used to sell acid at [Hawkwind's] all-night shows in King's Cross." And I turned around and it was Johnny Rotten. I remembered him: He used to have long hair, with pockets full of drugs. It's funny, though -- I never liked the Clash. They sounded like old music, dressed up as punk. The Ramones were geniuses, though. Joey especially had a nose for rock'n'roll, and we were friends, although we weren't close when he died. I hate to see people on the way out; I prefer to remember him as he was.
Motorhead
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Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation.
Michael York
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Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Lynn Johnston
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