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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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There should be a relationship status for I don't even know whats going on.
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This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION that load, we're only talking about one load connected: gee, what are the fu..ing odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fu..ing breakfast?!"
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I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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