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Funny But Nice Birth Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny But Nice Birth" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I worked with the March of Dimes to enact legislation for a national birth defects prevention program to provide surveillance, research and preventive services aimed at reducing the rate of birth defects.
Solomon Ortiz
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For birth control, I rely on my personality
Milt Abel
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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The birth of success is always associated with the birth of a goal...
Hermann J Steinherr
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What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.
Anthony Holden
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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...human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but...life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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I'm a money gitter also a hunny hitter. You think you nice as me haha youse a funny ni....
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!"... till you can find a rock.
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From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.
Sophie Tucker
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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
Unknown
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date.
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If if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.
Unknown
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Always be nice to people to their face. Then when they turn around, berate the back of their head.
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Between birth and death, life happens in the blink of an eye.
Fran Greene
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I love it when someone insults me. It means I don't have to play nice anymore.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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