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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
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All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
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I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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My Five senses of you, my cabin crew...Seeing your fair face, makes me happy. Hearing your sweet voice, makes me calm. Smelling your honey scented hair, energize me. Touching your soft skins, makes me feel so safe...and knowing that you'll be flying again, kills me...
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Even when I took the drugs I realized that this just wasn't fun anymore. The drugs had become a part of my routine. Something to wake me up. Something to help me sleep. Something to calm my nerves. There was a time when I was able to wake up, go to sleep, and have fun without a pill or a line to help me function. These days it felt like I might have a nervous breakdown if I didn't have them.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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There is always calm in the midst of chaos, love in the midst of hate, and hope in the midst of despair. You may not find them immediately, but have faith and hold tightly to your beliefs.
Bernajoy Vaal
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Some comments called for the inclusion of an anti-skimming device that would block unauthorized connections with the readable chip to gain access to the data.] The doomsday scenario has been the ability for terrorist to drive by several caf�s to find and target the most Americans in one place, ... I'm not sure how realistic that is, but when you work with these types of technologies you need to play out some of the possibilities to calm peoples' fears.
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
Alec Straub
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
Hussein Nishah
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