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Funny Child Support Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Child Support" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms.
Unknown
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Good Friends are like Bras they support you and keep you up.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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To support mother and father, to cherish wife and child and to have a simple livelihood; this is the good luck.
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Ghetto people always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford; Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Child support.
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The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious reason will never happen to itself. All who have passed the age of thirty are joyless grotesques, endlessly fussing about things of no importance and staying alive without, so far as the child can see, having anything to live for. Only child life is real life.
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I'd have to think of something really creative and mind-fu..ing. Maybe if I adopted a child, like a foreign child, and carried it around and took it to work and took it to a Teen Vogue party. That'd be pretty funny.
Leven Rambin
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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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Late is better than never...unless it's related to becoming a father and child support.
Unknown
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I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
Don Adams
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I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.
Afroman
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Every child's special and deserves the best start and right financial support in life.
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How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? -Susan
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People think that child-support enforcement benefits children, but it doesn't.
Phyllis Schlafly
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I'm an independent thinker. And I'm not the poster child for any movement. I'm trying to support whatever's right no matter where it is.
Mos Def
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Anyone who does anything to help a child in his life is a hero to me.
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What's worse than being dumped by the love of your life? Having to pay child support afterwords.
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My father living in Memphis now he can't come this way. Over some minor charges and child support that just wasn't paid.
Drake
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