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Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H L Mencken
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Don't knock procrastination. It saves lots of useful work.
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We will never be happy until we make God the source of our fulfillment and the answer to our longings. He is the only one who should have power over our souls.
Stormie Omartian
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I have often thought of it as one of the most barbarous customs in the world, considering us as a civilized and a Christian country, that we deny the advantages of learning to women.
Daniel Defoe
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Faithful Girls Cry The Most.
Christian Heggs:)
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God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
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Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
Unknown
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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To submit to anyone less than Christ is difficult in a marriage. Yet it is Christ who commands women to be submissive to their sinful, fallible husbands. In this sense Christ is the silent partner of the marriage. It is hard for a wife to submit when she disagrees with her husband. But when she knows her submission is an act of obedience to Christ and honors Christ, it is much less difficult.
R C Sproul
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Men use love to get s... Women use s.. to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task,since it consists principally in dealing with men
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.
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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Marcel Achard
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Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.
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Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
Gloria Steinem
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Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
Nikhil Saluja
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