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Funny Cunrty Girl Birth Quotes & Sayings
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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.
Sophie Tucker
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I worked with the March of Dimes to enact legislation for a national birth defects prevention program to provide surveillance, research and preventive services aimed at reducing the rate of birth defects.
Solomon Ortiz
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers
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For birth control, I rely on my personality
Milt Abel
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The birth of success is always associated with the birth of a goal...
Hermann J Steinherr
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
Unknown
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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Im the girl who prefers one rose instead of a dozen. Im the girl who wouldn't make you wait on her hand and foot, but would do anything to make you happy. Im the girl who would enjoy having a movie night rather than going to some fancy restaurant. Im the girl who would rather stay up all night sharing secrets than go out and getting drunk. I'm the girl who'd give the world to see you smile:)
Unknown
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if you're looking for that girl to spend your G'z. I'm that girl right here and if you're looking for that girl then don't you agree. I'm that girl right here.
Brick And Lace
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It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful, incurable disease, or cervical cancer, or sterility, or the likelihood of giving birth to a dead, blind, or brain-damage (sic) baby even ten years la
Phyllis Schlafly
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I want the old you back, not the girl I see in front of me. Where's the girl that I used to stay up all night with and fall asleep on the phone with? Where's the girl who always looked at me like I was her only, the girl who was always there for me. I want the girl who always made me laugh and smile, not the one who brings me down into a frown. What happened? where did you go? I wish you'd come back. I miss you, the girl who I used to know, not the one I see in front of me. Not the girl who stomps on my heart into tiny pieces, not the one who doesn't give a damn about me anymore. Look down deep inside, this isn't you. I wish you'd realize that cause it hurts me to know I'm losing the one who matters most to me.
Mahmoud El Hallab
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...human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but...life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Im just a girl. I love being called pretty, but I'll never believe it. Im not always right, but I hate admitting I'm wrong. Im always smiling, but its not always real. I can be read like an open book, but I hide so much. I work hard at things, but I dont always get what I deserve. Im just a girl.
Mickey Anderson
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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Ride's parked outside are you ready girl? Cause I am ready girl. To put it on you heavy girl, till we are sweating girl.
Roscoe Dash
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I don't know how to be the girl you miss, the girl of your dream, future life and the one you would love and take care for a life time. All I know is, I'm a girl that you used to know, you've been used for fun and the only girl who would fall for your foolish bullshit! The girl who could handle all the pain yet screaming inside. What I know is, I'm just a girl who will love you no matter what you've done to me and how much you've hurt me.
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If a girl is given a sister that is double trouble, if a girl is given 2 sisters even better , if a girl is given 3 sisters watch out world, if a girl is given 4 sisters and 4 brothers than......God help that little girl.
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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A nice girl is just a bad girl that doesn't get caught.
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