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Funny Dirty Faceboook Statuss Quotes & Sayings
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s.. is always funny. I don't find it s..y, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.
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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
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So hard to breathe this air that we call love. Ain't nothing worse than the hurt we receive from love. When you get hurt by the one you living for. Pain can make you wanna love no more.
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I had a girlfriend at college and she called me up and said, 'Let's go camping'. She was the first girl to have ever asked me to go camping. We toured up to Yellowstone, came through San Francisco, and down towards Carmel and Big Sur. That was amazing to me, it was the best date ever. It got a little dirty towards the end, we had to shower in the river. I thought that was pretty creative of her.
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.
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Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
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