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Funny Dont F Quotes & Sayings
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If you dont know, please ask. If you dont agree, argue. If you dont like it, please say it. But don't sit there quiet and judge me.
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Dont give up. Dont lose hope. Dont sell out.
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Maybe I dont cry but it hurts, maybe I dont say but I feel, maybe I dont show but I care.
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Dont say things you dont mean because what you dont realize is your giving someone false hope.
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I get money everyday, of the week I go hard, I dont sleep you dont grind, you dont eat in this world my n*gga aint sh*t free.
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The dirty looks, the jealous stares but the funny part is I dont care!
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I dont care what people say...its funny how they think their opinion would even matter to me...i am very comfortable in my skin
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Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says 'Trust me, you dont want to know.'
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Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.
Jarod Kintz
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I dont have a private life. People dont realize how powerful the media is. Its a beast. Its there to build you up and take you down. Its kind of bittersweet, you know. Like right now were doing an interview for a magazine that I love. You need to do press, but you dont ask for it to take over your life. I understand that when I go to work, the paparazzi will be there. But I dont understand why they need to be down my back when I go out of my apartment at midnight to get some ice cream.
Vanessa Lachey
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Make sure you dont start seeing yourself through the eyes of those who dont value you. Know your worth even if they dont.
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Dont talk to me because you're bored, Im not here to entertain you. And dont come to me only when you need a favor. I dont like being used.
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We dont want to lose because of our competitive nature, which is at an incredibly high level. No one wants to lose, period. It should hurt, it should sting, and you dont want to feel that feeling again. I dont think its very tough to pick yourself up because you go into the next game and you dont want to feel that feeling again. To me its quite easy. I have a problem with players who dont take the loss personally. At a professional level you should, its our job, its our livelihood, its who we are at this level. Every loss should be taken that personal.
Hope Solo
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...
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Im too shy to express my s..ual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling always said to me,Dont get mad, get funny. It changed my life.
Rip Torn
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Dont say things you dont mean, dont make promises you cant keep.
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The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.
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I dont like to go out. I dont like big group situations, I wouldnt be a party girl, its not me. I might play a gig at a club, but I dont go out to dance clubs. Its like with drinking and all that shit, Im not the kind of person who would find that fun.
Taylor Momsen
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