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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
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Its funny how people let you down quickly but they expect you to never let them down.
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You are unique. Just like everybody else.
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You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.
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I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
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