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Funny Excuses Quotes & Sayings
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Be straight up with me. don't lie and make up excuses to 'protect my feelings.'
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The best job goes to the person who can get it done without passing the buck or coming back with excuses.
G M Trevelyan
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After setting a goal, you can either give yourself an excuse or a result.
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Take responsibility for your last bad decision and then let it go. Don't blame others or make excuses for yourself.
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I hate when I beat someone at something and their excuse is, 'I wasn't even trying.'
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The Soviet Union has indeed been our greatest menace, not so much because of what it has done, but because of the excuses it has provided us for our failures.
J William Fulbright
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Whoever wants to be a judge of human nature should study people's excuses
Hebbel
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God's timing is everything and you weren't the right one. But using excuses to not make things work is dumb.
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Whoever wants to be a judge of human nature should study people's excuses.
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Every time you tell yourself that you can't do something you are holding yourself back.
Sonya Parker
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Yolo is not an excuse to slut around.
Alex Wassabi
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Yolo isn't an excuse to be a Slut.
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Kick the excuses, bad attitude and effort destroying thoughts to the curb!
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Take charge of your life! Stop fooling yourself with these bullsh*t excuses! MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Unknown
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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You can't steal anyone from anybody, they were already prepared to leave, you're just the excuse.
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I do not believe in excuses. I believe in hard work as the prime solvent of life's problems.
James Cash Penney
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