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Funny For Marriage Quotes & Sayings
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Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage.
Unknown
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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What is marriage, is marriage protection or religion, is marriage renunciation or abundance, is marriage a stepping-stone or an end. What is marriage.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Unknown
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always wrong and the other is the wife...
Raghav Singh
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
Sam Ewing
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Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?
Unknown
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
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Marriage is a WORKSHOP. Where man works and woman shops!
Nishan Panwar
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
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I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
Ana Chable
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Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.
Vikrant Parsai
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash
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