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Funny Happy Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the same state. There is as little reason to deplore the one as there is to be pleased over the other.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except mine, she gave birth to a legend!
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
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I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.
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The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids
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Hesitation before birth. If there is a transmigration of souls then I am not yet on the bottom rung. My life is a hesitation before birth.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the Thou shouldst not grieve.
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Birth is nothing where virtue is not
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.
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Each day is one step further from birth, one moment closer to dismissal. How we travel this path is our own decision.
Frederick A Babb
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The commonest objection to birth control is that it is against nature.
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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day.
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Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama.
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Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone smart enough to avoid motherhood.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whom I'm even more dependent on now than when I was in utero.
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