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Funny Happy Birth Quotes & Sayings
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
Bill Hicks
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day.
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Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an odd conversation with your spouse.
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Between birth and death, life happens in the blink of an eye.
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Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?
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There are three stages in a person's life, birth, their life and death. They are not conscious of birth submit to death and forget to live.
Jean De La Bruyere
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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!
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Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies. Nobody that matters, that is.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her alot and try not to understand her at all
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.
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If there anything more beautiful in this world than a lily in bloom or drops of rain falling on your face, it is the birth of a daughter. On your Birthday dear daughter, we're experiencing that beauty all over again. Happy Birthday to you!
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Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are... Have an awesome Birthday
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Healthy people are those who live in healthy homes on a healthy diet; in an environment equally fit for birth, growth work, healing, and dying... Healthy people need no bureaucratic interference to mate, give birth, share the human condition and die.
Ivan Illich
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How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.
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There is a chemical in weed called "fu.. it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.
Bill Hicks
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I wish you a happy birthday, a nice life, full of joy, and I desire you continue in your mission of being happy, making happy beings because the way to being happy is to make others happy first.
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I don't care how much I give to make others happy. It makes me happy too.
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I'm happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything's good. If anyone knows about contracts they take a while to sort out.
David Beckham
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