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Funny Hot Weather Jokes Jokess Quotes & Sayings
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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There are three sides to an argument, your side, my side, and the right side, which is still my side!
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Cuz' I'm delicious...I'm hot, hot, I'm so delicious, Just like my lolli-lollipop.
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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Jack Handey
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
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I taught you how to cut it, cook it on hot stoves. I taught you how to share em, when fu..ing with hot hos. Taught you how to rock right shit up on your toes
Malice (Clipse)
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
Scott Adams
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'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.
Jonah Hill
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Let's say goodbye to the hottest summer on record and to the people who kept reminding us it was the hottest summer on record.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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Boy: is your name Google?, Girl: No!!... Why? Boy: Because you got everything I am searching for
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If you take relationship advice from Taco Bell hot sauce packets...Congratulations, you have reached rock bottom.
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This Bastille Day, let's pause to admire a country where leaders are celebrated for screwing hot models rather than impeached for ejaculating on interns.
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I like my men like I like my tea: hot and strong!
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Dope like a crack addict, or a hop head. Spit it clear so you can hear, what I said. Pot head, hot head ni... that got dreads. Got bread stop red get hit with the hot lead.
Mac Dre
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