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Funny Irritation Due To Job Quotes & Sayings
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I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Noel Coward
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The one who cannot restrain their anger will wish undone, what their temper and irritation prompted them to do.
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The one who cannot restrain their anger will wish undone, what their temper and irritation prompted them to do.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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Bitterness breeds irritation, ignorance breeds imitation.
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Justice is rather the activity of truth, than a virtue in itself. Truth tells us what is due to others, and justice renders that due. Injustice is acting a lie.
Horace Walpole
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My job is to make sure that if you're a family in Florida, your children can get a good education and you have the opportunity for a job. That's my job and that's what I think about every day.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
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Readjusted law school expectations: when you're so excited that your 'to do' list is down to only 143 items due in the next 5 days!
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Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.
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Anyone can like their job... To love your job is not enough, you must give your passion to your job.
Zahi Hawass
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If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
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Rarely have I seen any really great advertising created without a certain amount of confusion, throw-aways, bent noses, irritation and downright cursedness.
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People have this belief that actors are able to go out there and say, 'Oh I choose this job,' but most of the time we're just taking the job we can get. We don't just get offered thousands of jobs; we might earn one job a year and that's the one we'll take because we've got to pay the rent.
Henry Cavill
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I truly believe your associate's degree will help you get a better shitty job.
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I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.
Donald Glover
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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
Dan Castellaneta
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When I saw Buddy Holly play in 1958, I was there looking for girls. At that age, you want to get laid. I saw this English rock singer, Billy Fury, and he was surrounded by all these chicks rubbing his crotch. I thought, "That's the fu..ing job for me!" I took a guitar to school and was immediately surrounded by women. I couldn't play it, but with all due respect, you do have to learn a couple of chords eventually. Not too many, though -- that can ruin you.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, may be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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