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Funny Jokes About Cocaine Quotes & Sayings
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Im sorry I mistook all our laugh, sweet texts and jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before I waste my time again. But its over now.
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
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I have my life and I will live it. Shut your mouth before I fu.. it Ha, my jokes they will love it.
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Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
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You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
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People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My life did change from Titanic, and for the better in many ways, but I was only 21, and there were some things that were so tough. I just thank God I never stuck a needle in my arm, or snorted cocaine or was found drunk in a gutter, I never, ever even skimmed the edges of that world. And that's really because of my parents, how they raised me and my two sisters. But my life is so drastically different now from what it was then, my day-to-day life. I have my two kids and my marriage, and it feels like it happened to another person, which makes it easier to think through.
Kate Winslet
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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ni...s wanna crack jokes just to get close to me. Hope you know that I'm strapped like I supposed to be.
Rick Ross
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
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