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Funny Jokes About Weight Quotes & Sayings
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
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I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
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We can all put weight on or lose weight.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
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