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Funny Kids To Pout T Quotes & Sayings
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'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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Our task is to provide an education for the kind of kids we have... Not the kind of kids we used to have... Or want to have... Or the kids that exist in our dreams.
Mary Kay Utecht
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Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and s.., and all the popular kids, and the good-looking kids. And the nerds were super-nerdy cartoons, with tape on their glasses. I never saw 'my people' portrayed accurately.
Paul Feig
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The best way to create a genuine "responsibility era" -- a genuine commitment to families and to the values they reflect -- is to begin with those to whom we owe the greatest responsibility -- those whom we most value -- our kids. Let's not just talk about it -- let's put kids first.
Senator John Kerry
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The best way to create a genuine "responsibility era" -- a genuine commitment to families and to the values they reflect -- is to begin with those to whom we owe the greatest responsibility -- those whom we most value -- our kids. Let's not just talk about it -- let's put kids first.
Senator John Kerry
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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano
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When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
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I grew up in a family where the internalized understanding was that the kids were going to grow up into a better world. I worry, because I don't think my kids are going to have that. The world is very scary. The world would be scary without the choices the current administration made, but they just exacerbated it. And it ticks me off. I want my kids to have a good life.
Bradley Whitford
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For some reason, my whole life has been, 'You can't do this, you can't do that.' The other day I was watching these kids crossing the road, and they have these crossing guards, kids who help other kids across the road. They would never let me be a crossing guard when I was a little kid . It would come up, I'd always raise my hand, I would never get picked . They thought I was too wild, but I knew I was responsible enough, if I was given that task.
Mark Ruffalo
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Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am your mom will show up and tell you to shut up and go to bed?
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When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her.
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Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
Paula Poundstone
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I hope your kids cope with the divorce well enough to serve as a prop to help get you laid.
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
Paula Poundstone
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Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.
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