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Funny Mother Happy Birthdy Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I can never thank God enough for you dear Mother. Who else would love me so unconditionally, bring a smile to my face when I am low and forgive me no matter what I do. Thank you for everything Mom. Happy Mother's day!
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I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!
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Thank you dearest Mother for always watching my back and giving me the right advice. I will always count on you. Happy Mother's day. I love you!
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Happy Mather's Day to all the single moms that are being both the mother and father to their kids.
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Your encouragement, support and love... has helped me grow to what I am now! Thank you for brightening up my life! Happy Mother's Day!
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Mama, thanks to you, I have seen what strength really is and learned what family really means. Thanks to you, I know how it feels to be loved and to belong. Happy Mother's Day!
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I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.
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Wishing a special Happy Mother's Day to all the single moms out there. God knows of your sacrifice and you are not alone!
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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The miracle is not that we do this work, but that we are happy to do it.
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Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day.
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Happy sweetest day to my mother. The only girl that never let's me down
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I would rather be a fairly happy wife and mother.
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Wishing a special Happy Mother's Day to the all the mothers who spend time on their knees before God for the needs of their children.
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I would like to express a big CONGRATULATIONS to all the single Mothers out there on all their hard work and devotion to their kids. Happy Mother's Day!
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Hope everyone has a great weekend with family and friends. Happy Mother's Day to all you wonderful mothers. You deserve it!
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
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