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Funny Roses Are Red Jokes Who Never Became Mine Quotes & Sayings
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He's next in line for the blessing, get your mind off mine, Hustle something and stop relying on mine, molding a lesson while u letting time fly by.
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When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused of being a bit of a spitfire, so in that way, I absolutely live up to the stereotype. The red hair suits my personality. I was a terrible blonde!
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I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
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