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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013.
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
Joe Rogan
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
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