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Funny Skinny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too.
Joe Manganiello
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I hate it when skinny people say they ain't skinny enough.
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It's funny. Some people skinny dip, but I always go upstairs and put a suit on and then I jump in the lake.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that.
Karl Lagerfeld
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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