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Funny Skinny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin.
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What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats...or skinny.
Steve Martin
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In the city where the skinny ni...s tryin to be the ballers. Ain't no fathers, but the skinny ni...s tryin hit they daughters.
J Cole
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One minute of kissing burns 26 calories,no wonder those sluts are damn skinny.
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It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
Karl Lagerfeld
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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If a person wants to limit how much they consume, it's better if you pour into a tall, skinny glass. If as a host you want to limit what people drink, you better use tall, skinny glasses. You will be less likely to pour too much.
Brian Wansink
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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