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Funny The Cold Quotes & Sayings
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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It was cold, and he was coughing. A fine cold draught blew over the knoll. He thought of the woman. Now he would have given all he had or ever might have to hold her warm in his arms, both of them wrapped in one blanket, and sleep. All hopes of eternity and all gain from the past he would have given to have her there, to be wrapped warm with him in one blanket, and sleep, only sleep. It seemed the sleep with the woman in his arms was the only necessity.
DH Lawrence
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It was cold, and he was coughing. A fine cold draught blew over the knoll. He thought of the woman. Now he would have given all he had or ever might have to hold her warm in his arms, both of them wrapped in one blanket, and sleep. All hopes of eternity and all gain from the past he would have given to have her there, to be wrapped warm with him in one blanket, and sleep, only sleep. It seemed the sleep with the woman in his arms was the only necessity.
DH Lawrence
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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t Sixteen relised a cold world and relised my childhood was nothing but a dream.Then woke up and there it hit me the reall world. All the memories thoughts and emotions are just things that just can be remembered. As a kid I never had to worry about how to get paid only thing I worried about was how to get laid. The goal of life is living in agreement with nature. But for some reason my heart want accept this cold world. Its like I'm stuck in the pass.Im just trying to end life on a high note. Just cant wait till I wake up.So as life goes by I always.Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.And never stop questioning.
Aaron Mcdonald
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
Unknown
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Well, you ain't been screwed yet, Bret, because you ain't been screwed by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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it's cold outside
Gary Numan
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You're so cold.
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Its so cold outside, the wind is trying to get in!
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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