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Funny Twitter Bio Women Quotes & Sayings
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One of the areas I focus on are social sites like Facebook and Twitter
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If all your tweets are about what other people are doing wrong, maybe it's time to go to your happy place.
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I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.
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It's not stalking if its on twitter. The proper term is following or as I like to say 'lurking' lol.
Chanel Dudley
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When people unfollow me I feel like that's the official way of them saying were no longer friends.
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Am I the only one that reads my tweets from the bottom up? I like to see what's happening in chronological order.
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You can separate hood rats or immature women from well mannered and classy women.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
Henry Louis Mencken
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The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Rebecca West
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Women are superior to men. I don't even think we're equal.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Women are magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat.
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If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
Gloria Steinem
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I tend to dress a little more sophisticated than most women do. I know its a big struggle with a lot of women to dress up...especially now women have been working because it can be uncomfortable. So it was important to me with my role to make clothes that are slightly more dressed up but easy to wear. And thats all in the fabric.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
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35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
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Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women.
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Men reach their s..ual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites they feed, but she makes hungry where most she satisfies.
William Shakespeare
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