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Funny Wake Up Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Wake Up" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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One day, you are going to wake up and realize how much you care about her, and when that day comes, she will wake up next to the guy that already knows.
Unknown
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You sleep expecting to wake up in the morning right? Well don't. You may not wake up. There is no certainty. This could be your last day.
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Wake up, wake up. This ain't just a thing that you give up, give up. Don't you say that I'd be better off, better off. Sleeping by myself and wondering, if I'm better off, better off. With out you boy
Colbie Caillat
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.
Pope John XXIII
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It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.
Pope John XXIII
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It seems to me madness to wake up in the morning and do something other than paint, considering that one may not wake up the following morning.
Frank Auerbach
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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
Bruce Willis
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When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices: go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I dream of you to wake; would that I might Dream of you and not wake but slumber on.
Christina Rossetti
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Before a man can wake up and find himself famous, he has to wake up and find himself.
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Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Mitch Hedberg
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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That feeling when you wake up and have a good morning text knowing that you're on someones mind when they wake up.
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You smile, but you're not really happy. You ask, but you don't want to know. You talk, but aren't saying anything. You laugh, but you don't find it funny. You cry, but it doesn't even help. You wake up, but you're not really alive. You sleep, but you aren't resting. You are alive, but you're not really living.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Even when I took the drugs I realized that this just wasn't fun anymore. The drugs had become a part of my routine. Something to wake me up. Something to help me sleep. Something to calm my nerves. There was a time when I was able to wake up, go to sleep, and have fun without a pill or a line to help me function. These days it felt like I might have a nervous breakdown if I didn't have them.
Cherie Currie
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Wake up your soul! Wake up your spirit! Life isn't a journey, and it is time to get your hands dirty by doing something that is worthwhile.
Senora Roy
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