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Funny Wine Toastne Toast Quotes & Sayings
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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i think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know
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Mirth is the sweet wine of human life. It should be offered sparkling with zestful life unto God.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Avoid wine and women -- choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable.
William Osler
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And for a drink offering thou shalt offer the third part of an hin of wine, for a sweet savour unto the LORD.
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I'll tell you the truth: I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.
Paul Gascoigne
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What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own g....s...
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The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don't do it unless you're willing to give your whole life to it. Red wine and garlic also helps.
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But now I was a rich man, three things have left me bare; dice, wine, and women, these three have made me poor
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It's only appropriate to go to church with a wine hangover, right?!
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Language is wine upon the lips
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
Will Ferrell
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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
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You know, not everybody can afford to pay $58 for prime rib or $650 for a bottle of wine. My friends and I cook for regular families who worry about feeding their kids and paying the bills.
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To relive your special day again in this world with good company, great food, and fine wine. May we again appreciate you the center piece of the table and the night.
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We sat around on a hotel balcony with a bottle of wine and tried to figure out how you would go about blowing up a planet. That's the kind of conversations science fiction writers have when they get together. We don't talk about football or anything like that.
Kevin J Anderson
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Is not old wine wholesomest, old pippins toothsomest, old wood burns brightest, old linen wash whitest? Old soldiers, sweetheart, are surest, and old lovers are soundest
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Mom is such a special word, the loviest I've ever heard. A toast to you above all the rest, Mom you're so special you are simply the best. Happy Mother's Day!
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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