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Funny Woman Crush Wednesday Quotes & Sayings
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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At 11, I had a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio. Actually, it was not a crush. It was an obsession! I was also obsessed with Richard Dean Anderson from MacGyver and Indiana Jones.
Amanda Seyfried
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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah, imagination.
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I just want you to notice me. To know that she will never be able to love you like I do. I wanna be the one you stop and stare at instead of me stopping and staring at you...
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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I guess they call them crushes because you give them the power to crush you so easily. It's no wonder why you feel weak in your knees when you're with or even just see them because you become overwhelmed with how amazing they are to you.
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Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly good outfit.
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It is not the intelligent woman v. the ignorant woman; nor the white woman v. the black, the brown, and the red, it is not even the cause of woman v. man. Nay, tis woman's strongest vindication for speaking that the world needs to hear her voice.
Anna Julia Cooper
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That moment when you look at your crush and saw that they were looking at you first.
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You're smart, cute, funny, and can always make smile. To me, you're perfect. One problem: You're hers, not mine.
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When you know why you like someone it's a crush. When you have no idea why you like someone it's love.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person and a really cool funny kid.
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When you love someone and they don't love you back, it's hard to find a way to keep yourself on track. It leaves you broken hearted and hurts so much. I guess that's why they call it a crush.
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Les Dawson
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task,since it consists principally in dealing with men
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Woman Law: My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Nikhil Saluja
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I don't think of you as a crush anymore...you're more like a bad habit that I can't shake.
Ana Chable
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