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Funny Work Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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I find it ironic that geography majors have a hard time finding a place to work...
Unknown
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As a working actor, all I want to do is work. That's it. It's terrifying when you don't work. It's very hard when you don't work. There have been times when I've been out of work for like six months. I feel theatre to me is like manna.
Sandra Oh
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As a working actor, all I want to do is work. That's it. It's terrifying when you don't work. It's very hard when you don't work. There have been times when I've been out of work for like six months. I feel theatre to me is like manna.
Sandra Oh
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The dripping... well, if it happens, it happens; it does not take anything from the work. The dripping just proves that you were not trying to control the work, but the work was developing by itself and if it drips, it's a natural part in the evolution of the work.
Keith Haring
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People are always wishing, but never wanting to get off their high horse and go work for it, you will not get anywhere in life by wishing, sometimes you gotta be willing to get out in the world and work, give and you shall receive
Unknown
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When I work, I work very hard. So I look to work with people who have that level of dedication. And I depend on that from everyone. From the director to my crews that I work with.
Tom Cruise
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I cant stand cheating on you. Let's break up.
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation.
Michael York
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Dennis Miller
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When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.
John Ruskin
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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I hope you enjoy Boss's Day by doing as little work as I do.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
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It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work .
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