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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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I got a lot of hobbies. I like exercising. Fitness is important to me, so I box. I box a lot for work and pleasure. So I know what I'm talking about when I'm talking about these fighters for the [ESPN] show. I like to dance. I spend time with my family visiting. I love to eat. I love movies. I love being in Vegas. I love gambling. I love going out and having a good time.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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A strong economy depends on a strong middle class, but George Bush has put the middle class in a hole, and John McCain has a plan to keep digging that hole with George Bush's shovel.
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
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