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Guy Sleeping On Girlfriend Lap Quotes & Sayings
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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.
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Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Kevin Hart
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Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team.
Fall Out Boy
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I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.
Ben Stein
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I saw a guy being really abusive to his girlfriend. She was asking people to help, but no one would. When he grabbed her, I tried to separate them, but he turned on me. I punched him and knocked him down. It wasn't a scandal; I was just doing what anybody should.
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I still have faith in a guy that made me cry so many times, chose a bi... over me and who is also ignoring my existence for the sake of his girlfriend.
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It sucks when youre the other woman & you see pictures of the guy & his girlfriend being 'happy.'
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Admit it...You walk past a good looking guy thinking, 'Why can't I be his girlfriend?'
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On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm not attracted to him, it's even better. It's just my character kissing his character.
Alicia Witt
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Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours.
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It's always a pain in the a.. to see the bi... you hate sitting on the lap of the guy you're still in love with...
Keliegh May
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The best thing about being a married woman is sleeping naked everyday and still liking the guy that I'm with...He keeps the romance alive! It's the man's job to keep the romance alive, and he definitely keeps it hot. I never have to worry about that with him.
Natasha Bedingfield
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I had a girlfriend forever and I'm just recently sort of getting back into the dating world, so I have my own issues to deal with. I guess it can be difficult. It can be difficult [but] not because of the type of character I play. I don't really worry about people thinking of me as the 'pie guy' and not wanting to date me because they think I'm a loser or s..ually inept. It's more about, Is the girl into you because you're cool and because she likes you and because she's able to separate you from your work? Or is my film work or recognition a distraction to her, or something she's not able to put aside? Is that the only reason she likes me? Those questions that come into play, not so much my concern over being perceived as a bumbling, goofy guy.
Jason Biggs
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The only thing that I'm obsessed with is sleeping and actually, it is more than an obsession, it is a pleasure. I love sleeping so much that I could do it 12 hours a day if I didn`t have to turn on the alarm clock...and still, sometimes.
Christian Bale
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof.
John Mayer
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend.
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You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bi... all the time.
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