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Hes Pulling My Leg Quotes & Sayings
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In 1967, I was 21, and the only guy I knew in London was Neville Chester, a roadie who worked with the Who. I rang him up and said, "Can I crash on your floor?" He was sharing a flat with [Hendrix bassist] Noel Redding. So when Hendrix needed an extra guy, I was right there. To see Hendrix play was magic -- the things he did with a guitar have not been equaled to this day: He played rhythm and lead at the same time, under his leg, behind his neck, behind his back, left and right, upside down -- fu..ing amazing. God bless Eddie Van Halen, he's nowhere near. Hendrix did it all, and when he died, it stopped.
Motorhead
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Books, books, books had found the secret of a garret-room piled high with cases in my father's name; Piled high, packed large, where, creeping in and out among the giant fossils of my past, like some small nimble mouse between the ribs of a mastodon, I nibbled here and there at this or that box, pulling through the gap, in heats of terror, haste, victorious joy, the first book first. And how I felt it beat under my pillow, in the morning's dark. An hour before the sun would let me read! My books
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Hes so sweet, I cant help but smile every time he comes to see me. There is not one minute of the day you are not on my mind. I'm glad I am your's and I am glad you are mine. Kisses are sweet, hugs are warm, I love you's that touch your heart, we both know the love we have for one another can never be torn, everyday I wake up with a smile knowing someday I'll be walking down the aisle. Our love between another is so true. And we both know that you can't be without me, and I can't be without you.
Emma Swenson
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It was like my first scene where I was getting saved, and I was in a room full of fire, and he has to run in and he stands there and you know, flexes his chest and I run up to him and he embraces me, and its all wonderful and heroic. Well, my head comes right up to his chest. And hes got a very strong chest. Im getting all geared up and ready to go, and they say ACTION! and I race in, and...my head bounces right off of his chest. It was like a full on ricochet effect. And after like the fifth time, it was like 'Tom, Im getting a little bit of a concussion, so if you could just envelop a little bit, Id really appreciate that.'
Allison Mack
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It is the fragrant lack of practicality that makes high-heeled sho.. so fascinating: in terms of static mechanics they induce a sort of insecurity which some find titillating. If a woman wears a high-heeled shoe it changes the apparent musculature of the leg so that you get an effect of twanging sinew, of tension needing to be released. Her bottom sticks out like an offering. At the same time, the lofty perch is an expression of vulnerability, she is effectively hobbled and unable to escape. There is something arousing about this declaration that she is prepared to sacrifice function for form.
Stephen Bayley
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The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue gun. I couldn't believe how much there was, and wondered how he had never heard of scissors, or--more appropriate for that kind of growth--hedge trimmers. I didn't understand what po.. he was watching to not be aware of the trimming that was happening all across the world among his compatriots. I'm not a finicky person when it comes to pubic hair maintenance and I certainly don't expect men to shave it all off, leaving themselves to look like a hairless cat. That's even creepier then than seeing what Austin had, which could really only be compared to one thing: A clown in a leg lock.
Chelsea Handler
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Sometimes your heart tells you to help someone find their way, but your mind tells you that someone needs to find their path on their own to grow. Sometimes your heart tells you to love someone who is not on the same page as you, but your mind tells you your differences will end up pulling you both a part. Sometimes your heart tells you to endure the cheating and abuse with the hope of change, but your mind says you know you deserve better. Your heart and mind sometimes disagree; your fate will depend on whose advice you follow.
Eugene Nathaniel Butler
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A wise man knows when he has a special lady. He always puts her first, and never puts her last! Once in awhile he buys her roses, and flowers to show romance, and appreciation of having her in his life. Everyday he tells her how beautiful she is, and how much he love's her. He's not only a wise man hes a real man. Because a real man is a gentleman!
Bryan Burden
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Stop putting yourself through pain. Hes obviously happier without you now. You dont need to try anymore. Why try when you no longer have to cry over someone of the past. Dry your precious eyes cause everything will be okay. He left, and without a word or a without reason. He left you to give room for people to treat you better. He left you with bittersweet memories and the lessons learned. Breathe and let go. Trying to talk to him, trying to figure out where you went wrong, and wasting even more time to check up on him isnt doing you any good. Just let go. Though it hurts now and it will still hurt later,stay strong and stay positive
Unknown
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The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
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I liked The DaVinci Code. It just had the concept. The core element of the concept of the book deals with whether or not Jesus had relatives and how they had to hide in these paintings every connection that came or might have led back to Jesus, and its crazy to me that they do shit like that. Is it because Jesus really aint no white boy and hes black? The Old Testament describes him as a black man. The New Testament, the King James version, is some ol funny-style shit. Just for the record, King James was, from my understanding, a homos..ual. I dont knock that, I just dont live by that. I follow the Old Testament.
Busta Rhymes
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I would fight Glen Johnson, Antonio Tarver, Chad DawsonI dont care. Let me tell you one more time, my time, my probation period is over. I dont care who he is. Line them up and Ill go to them. I dont care where hes at. If we have to go to London to fight Joe, if we have to go to Tampa to fight Tarver, or if we have to go to Miami to fight Glen. I dont care. My name is Roy Jones Jr. I am Superman and I dont care about anybody else.
Roy Jones Jr
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The reason why most video games movies havent been successful up until now is the fact that most of the action that takes place is stuff that weve seen before [in the game], but hasnt had a reason in the story line that makes sense. So, in this movie we decided that everything the prince did in the movie had to have a reason. If he were going to jump on a wall and run over to get away from somebody, or hes going to jump from building to building, there had to be an obstacle. It had to be based on something that he had learned, or based in the story line. Most of the time you just see really cool stunts and people doing really cool things, but you dont know why. Our action all ties back into the ultimate story.
Jake Gyllenhaal
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Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
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Being on tour together and being constantly with the same few people means we now think the same things are funny, we have inside jokes and stuff. Musically there are bands we all love to listen to: Bloc Party being one of them. There arent many we agree on. Greenday, 311, RHCP rock/funk got me wanting to be in a band in the first place. Disashi comes from a very rock background and hes really into Jimi Hendrix which I think shines through on his guitar solos on ACASC. Our bass player is into a lot of reggae. Travis is all over the place with singing and rapping this is the first album he sings complete songs rather than rapping a little in them. There were tracks where we were like, where do we fit in the rap part? and it didnt feel right to put one in. It wasnt a conscious movement away from rap, we made that decision to suit the songs.
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1)It is obvious, for survival and problem solving purposes, we live in two worlds, the mind and the environment. The environment is all that exists outside the mind, including my foot or my body. Here, the body is considered part of the environment because discovery and surprise take place on the body, you discover a mole on your leg, not think it up. 2)All discovery and surprise takes place in the environment (as research scientists, battlefield commanders, examining doctors, and auditors, etc, already know ). The environment however, defies logic, because it evolves and so one must go to it to investigate, research, and experiment....not sit in a chair and just meditate. Groups of people know more about the environment than any one person, and this makes frequent human interactions profitable/educational. 3)God (or evolution if you please) alone creates all the existing entities, players, animals, insects, fish, and planets, etc, that exist ( humans don't create these players/entities ). Humans came on the scene surrounded by these players. Defenseless, we could only observe and remember what animals did or could do and when they did it, etc. We observed relationships and remembered. We saw the distant stars above and connected them with very useful patterns/relationships. 4)Humans have always negotiated their way in the world by capturing perceived relationships among and between the players and entities by using observation and thought. Humans ascended by climbing the ladder of relationships by seeking and exploiting these relationships. Einsteins perceived relationship between energy, mass, and the speed of light lead to exploitable atomic weapons. Our senses pick up things and our mind perceives the accompanying relationships. 5)Relationships are the sum and summary of all intellectual activity. The mind feeds upon and grows with its knowledge of relationships. New relationships are the product of creative thought, usually aided with observation. Problems are solved by and with the sudden apprehension of a new and viable relationship. Producing useful relationships is what the intellect does, what it's role is. If the mind has a product, it has to be relationships. 6)A solution, to be a solution, must share some of the characteristics of the problem. It is the belief in, and the pursuit of a shared characteristic that can identify a sought after relationship leading to a useful solution. A good problem solving method then is to describe a problem in written painful detail and then follow each characteristic always on alert for possible relationships. Isaac Newton may have invented the reflecting telescope in this fashion by meditating on the under performing refractor telescope. 7)Reactions are a special form of relationship and are quite useful to record and collect because of their automatic character. As the Chinese saying goes...
Richard Lee Kempe
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