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I Dont Mean To Impress You Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The dirty looks, the jealous stares but the funny part is I dont care!
Unknown
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I dont care what people say...its funny how they think their opinion would even matter to me...i am very comfortable in my skin
Unknown
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Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.
Jarod Kintz
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Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says 'Trust me, you dont want to know.'
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I dont have a private life. People dont realize how powerful the media is. Its a beast. Its there to build you up and take you down. Its kind of bittersweet, you know. Like right now were doing an interview for a magazine that I love. You need to do press, but you dont ask for it to take over your life. I understand that when I go to work, the paparazzi will be there. But I dont understand why they need to be down my back when I go out of my apartment at midnight to get some ice cream.
Vanessa Lachey
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Dont talk to me because you're bored, Im not here to entertain you. And dont come to me only when you need a favor. I dont like being used.
Unknown
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Make sure you dont start seeing yourself through the eyes of those who dont value you. Know your worth even if they dont.
Unknown
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We dont want to lose because of our competitive nature, which is at an incredibly high level. No one wants to lose, period. It should hurt, it should sting, and you dont want to feel that feeling again. I dont think its very tough to pick yourself up because you go into the next game and you dont want to feel that feeling again. To me its quite easy. I have a problem with players who dont take the loss personally. At a professional level you should, its our job, its our livelihood, its who we are at this level. Every loss should be taken that personal.
Hope Solo
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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Im too shy to express my s..ual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.
Garry Shandling
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Garry Shandling always said to me,Dont get mad, get funny. It changed my life.
Rip Torn
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If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...
Jim Jefferies
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You want to impress me? Be there when I need you the most.
Unknown
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Dont say things you dont mean, dont make promises you cant keep.
Unknown
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The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.
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I dont like to go out. I dont like big group situations, I wouldnt be a party girl, its not me. I might play a gig at a club, but I dont go out to dance clubs. Its like with drinking and all that shit, Im not the kind of person who would find that fun.
Taylor Momsen
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When guys think girls do anything and everything to impress them? Ha, think again!
Unknown
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Watching a horror movie and thinkin: No dont kill him! Hes hot.
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Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.
Stephen Fry
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I dont know. We dont really fall under a label. Its generally based around rock music, but I guess, theatrical rock? I dont know. I cant really describe it. I suck at that.
Brendon Urie
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