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I Wanna Get Drunk Tonight Quotes & Sayings
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Smile -- It makes a world of difference. Dance -- Who knows when you wont be able to. Cry -- Holding those emotions in is bad for you. Kiss -- Kisses are the most wonderful things in the world. Laugh -- Whats the point in hiding happiness? Frown -- Why not let him know you're unhappy? Apologize -- You dont wanna lose friends. Hug -- Theres no better feeling being wrapped up close to someone you love. Live -- because life is everything. - Found it...
Ritu Ghatourey
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Im usually homeboys with the same ni...s I'm rhymin wit. But this is hip hop and them ni...s should know what time it is. And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big KRIT, Wale. Pusha T, Meek Mill, A$AP Rocky, Drake. Big Sean, Jay electron', Tyler, Mac Miller. I got love for you all but I'm tryna murder you ni...s. Tryna make sure your core fans never heard of you ni...s. They dont wanna hear not one more noun or verb from you ni...s.
Kendrick Lamar
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They say fu.. a young ni..., fu.. a young ni.... I know theres some girls in the crowd right now who wanna fu.. a young ni..., ya.
Wiz Khalifa
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"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?"
Brian Regan
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"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?"
Brian Regan
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Like the boys in blue when they come through with them boots. And they kickin down the do' and they don't care who they shoot but we do care who they shoot so we do what we must do. So we act like we run track then we run straight to the back but they comin from the back so we run back to the front. They say, 'get down on ya knees', we say, 'what the fu.. you want?!' They want cheese, they want bread, they want dough, they want mo'. Than I wanna give 'em but if I keep talkin they won't know that my cousin in the back, and we call him Roto-Rooter, slash plumber, cash runner and he fire on them computers. 'Log out!
Andre 3000
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What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous ni... that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! Yes, the government conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges, but R. Kelly is NOT one of those men! We all KNOW the ni... can sing, but what happened to standards?! What happened to bare minimums?! You a fan of R. Kelly? You wanna HELP R. Kelly? Then get some COUNSELLING for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women! Hide his camcorder! But don't pretend like the man is a hero!
Huey Freeman
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
Unknown
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You wanna know why I push people away? It's because I've been hurt too many times before. So many damn people have gone in and out of my life. Some because of stupid reasons, but others with no reason at all. I push people away, because I'm sick of getting attached. I push people away, because I'm tired of getting hurt when they never cared. I'm just sick and tired of it. I leave before I get hurt. Simple as that. Besides, if someone is meant to be in my life, they'll come back...somehow.
Unknown
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Making a decision is different from making a choice. In making a decision, you consider the pros and cons. After analyzing everything, you would be able to come up into a decision. In making a choice, you know the pros and cons. However, you still do what you wanna do. You disregard everything.
Unknown
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The whitest white dipped in clinging dirt. Another summer has thrown its corpse on my floor. The streets have given birth to even more strangers. Rivers of urine stripe the sidewalks. It rained the other day and the only thing that occurred to me was it would wash the smell away for a few days. Tonight is the first hot night. Outside my window, the human noise factor is intense. Its past midnight. They talk too much. They scream liquor-fueled idiot chatter. I pull away and close the door. I think about how its all going to play out. How much time people spend trying to get across to each other, trying to clear their names. Trying to overturn the charges brought against them. I have decided to tell them that its all true and not seek a fair trial. Its the only way to be free. Stop trying to matter. I could get my body tattooed with air-colored ink and walk invisibly amongst them. I have heard people say that they felt closer to their parents after they have died. Maybe if I treat people
Henry Rollins
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You forgot about the house, you forgot about the ring I remember everything, I just wanna hear you sing I remember the love, right after the fights You can't tell me you don't remember those nights and if I would cry, then you would cry twice To me you are the brightest star under sunlight See take away my title, take away my stripes You give me back my girl and you give me back my life Give me back my girl and you give me back my life
Lil Wayne
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who) No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shafsbry... with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' ab
Bill Hicks
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who) No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shafsbry... with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' ab
Bill Hicks
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TOPE, v. To tipple, booze, swill, soak, guzzle, lush, bib, or swig. In the individual, toping is regarded with disesteem, but toping nations are in the forefront of civilization and power. When pitted against the hard-drinking Christians the absemious Mahometans go down like grass before the scythe. In India one hundred thousand beef- eating and brandy-and-soda guzzling Britons hold in subjection two hundred and fifty million vegetarian abstainers of the same Aryan race. With what an easy grace the whisky-loving American pushed the temperate Spaniard out of his possessions! From the time when the Berserkers ravaged all the coasts of western Europe and lay drunk in every conquered port it has been the same way: everywhere the nations that drink too much are observed to fight rather well and not too righteously. Wherefore the estimable old ladies who abolished the canteen from the American army may justly boast of having materially augmented the nation's military power.
Ambrose Bierce
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I thought of you today but thats nothing new. I thought about you yesterday and the day before that too. For every day good or bad you'll always be in my head. I hope you've understood everything Ive said. This isn't just a joke or a silly lie. Id never do anything to make you wanna cry. Im sorry if I do something to make you really mad. It only comes back and makes me really sad. I really do love you and everything you are. I hope this relationship gets really far. I'll never get you out I simply don't know how. In fact Im thinking of you right about now. You're everything I need and everything to me. You know exactly who you are and what you want to be. You always make me smile just by being there. I hope you know how much I really do care. Every time I think of you my stomach seems to twist. This is why I love you, Ive made a huge list. The list goes on forever and never will it end. Neither will our relationship you'll always be my friend.
Unknown
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I don't think Homies Over ho.. is a sentiment that A pi.p Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A pi.p Named Slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pi.p Named Slickback don't do shit for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don't do shit for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain't gettin' a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fu.. ni...s is callin' each other nowadays. Sound like some gay shit to me. -A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
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Basically, Jive is used to acts like R.Kelly, Britney Spears, N'Sync, Justin Timberlake. They're used to the big R'n'B acts selling top, top records and they not used to a group like Mobb Deep that's heavy on the street. They're not used to having a street promotion team. In fact, there is no street promotion team. It doesn't even exist, nahmean? And they ain't wanna give us the budget to do it. So it ain't really worked. We only sold like 400 [thousand], close to gold. That wasn't up to their expectations, so they dropped us, naahmean? So when they dropped us, Fif' heard about it and he gave Hav' a call. And what he offered us, was bigger than a record deal. We in business together to do everything: Clothes, sneakers, books, movies - everything. So it made sense and we was like: let's do it. We workin' on a Mobb Deep book right now, which will turn to a feature film later on. But the first thing you gonna see out of us is gonna be the new album "Blood Money" and it be out in February
Mobb Deep
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Let me show you, the rhyme.. Excuse me - but, Lady Liberty needs glasses and so does Mrs. Justice by her side Both the broads are blind as bats, stumblin through - the system Justice bumped into M'Tulu, trippin on Geronimo Pratt but stepped right over Oliver and his crooked partner Ronnie Justice stubbed her big toe on Mandela And Liberty was misquoted by the Indians Slavery was just a learning phase, forgotten without a verdict while Justice is on a rampage for endangered survivin black males I mean really; if anyone REALLY valued life and cared about the masses They'd take 'em both to Pen Optical and get TWO pairs of glasses Excuse me - but, Lady Liberty needs glasses I'm kickin asses up and down New York City It's a pity Brothers wanna be grimy and gritty to each other What would your mother think, smotherin your brother? I see you sink, into another level Dancin with the devil Turn up the bass, cause I'm player; also a rhyme sayer Kind of fly, layer after layer Why.. cause I'm bl
Tupac Shakur
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Let me show you, the rhyme.. Excuse me - but, Lady Liberty needs glasses and so does Mrs. Justice by her side Both the broads are blind as bats, stumblin through - the system Justice bumped into M'Tulu, trippin on Geronimo Pratt but stepped right over Oliver and his crooked partner Ronnie Justice stubbed her big toe on Mandela And Liberty was misquoted by the Indians Slavery was just a learning phase, forgotten without a verdict while Justice is on a rampage for endangered survivin black males I mean really; if anyone REALLY valued life and cared about the masses They'd take 'em both to Pen Optical and get TWO pairs of glasses Excuse me - but, Lady Liberty needs glasses I'm kickin asses up and down New York City It's a pity Brothers wanna be grimy and gritty to each other What would your mother think, smotherin your brother? I see you sink, into another level Dancin with the devil Turn up the bass, cause I'm player; also a rhyme sayer Kind of fly, layer after layer Why.. cause I'm bl
Tupac Shakur
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