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If You Keep Making Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
Billy Connolly
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The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around the jokes.
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I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
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Dear metabolism, I'll miss you...
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I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.
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When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pi.ps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pi.p is a whole other thing.
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
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This album is by far the greatest thing I've ever done. Putting it all together was a long process, but well worth it and it shows in the music. Originally we were going to put it on iTunes and charge for it, but the second you start doing things for money and not for the love of creating, you're forgetting what it's all about. Making music for the Hell of making music. It's going to be distributed all over the internet for free.
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Everyone comes to a point in their lives where they are faced with making the decision involving a risk. Have the courage to take risks.
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Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the phrase 'making people laugh.' You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.
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Who we are and how our life is today are mostly the reflection of the choices we've made, to be a better person and have a better life, you have to start making a better choice.
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One should be honest to realize their mistakes, and learn from them. Mistakes are nothing but lessons. Everyone evolves by making mistakes and actually learning from them.
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In times of peace, the war party insists on making preparation for war. As soon as prepared for, it insists on making war.
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Making hard decisions is easier when you are optimistic and when your decisions are based on value.
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In times of peace, the war party insists on making preparation for war. As soon as prepared for, it insists on making war.
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Negativity breeds negativity, zap its flow as quickly as possible by switching focus or making amends.
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It is important that we forgive ourselves for making mistakes. We need to learn from our errors and move on. Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over.
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