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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
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I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: they respond, they're getting the jokes, they're with me. And that' s been happening.
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That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course.
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I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
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